Anything Butt | Natural Butt Balm with Vitamin E, CBD, and Organic Oil

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Meet Your Butt's New Crack.

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You Are Not alone.

by age 50

About half of all people will have hemorrhoids by age 50.

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young adults

More young adults are developing hemorrhoids in recent years due to sitting while gaming or on screens.

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up to 85%

Up to 85% of pregnancies are affected by hemorrhoids in the third trimester.

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Anything Butt Hemp Butter

$39.99 ~~$49.99~~

Tax included.

Designed for your butt, a 100% natural daily butt balm to soothe, heal and moisturize all kinds of butthole drama - including chafing, itching, dryness, rash, hemorrhoids and more.

Natural Ingredients + CBD

Immediate relief from anal irritation and fissures

Soothing and ease of inflammation

Healing of irritated/ and damaged tissue

Moisturizing dry skin and rashes

★★★★★

“It's not just the relief, though that's a hallelujah chorus in itself. It's the anticipation. That morning ritual of applying Anything Butt. It’s like chapstick for your butthole.”

Geoffrey
★★★★★

“This is the Beyoncé of butt balms. I suffer from constant hemorrhoids and Anything Butt is soothing and most important, effective!”

Jeff
★★★★★

“Smooth easy application that feels like a high end skincare product.”

Kate
★★★★★

“Finally, a natural game-changing butt balm that works! I’ve used it all and this is so soothing, never burns and provides fast relief!”

Mike
★★★★★

“This is an incredible product! It offers the best butt relief and does so quickly, without any burn. On the contrary, it’s calming. Anything Butt has become part of my daily routine and even if I don’t have a flare-up, I use it for preventive care.”

Joe
★★★★★

“Goodbye white pasty hemorrhoid creams that feel disgusting and burn! I have sensitive skin and this is moisturizing and works quickly! ”

Aj
★★★★★

“If I could gift something to all of the pregnant moms out there with hemorrhoids it would be Anything Butt! It’s like elegant skincare for your butt. The natural ingredients feel great and work quickly!”

Sam
★★★★★

“This is the first time I find something that works! I absolutely love it!”

Josh
★★★★★

“It's not just the relief, though that's a hallelujah chorus in itself. It's the anticipation. That morning ritual of applying Anything Butt. It’s like chapstick for your butthole.”

Geoffrey
★★★★★

“This is the Beyoncé of butt balms. I suffer from constant hemorrhoids and Anything Butt is soothing and most important, effective!”

Jeff
★★★★★

“Smooth easy application that feels like a high end skincare product.”

Kate
★★★★★

“Finally, a natural game-changing butt balm that works! I’ve used it all and this is so soothing, never burns and provides fast relief!”

Mike
★★★★★

“This is an incredible product! It offers the best butt relief and does so quickly, without any burn. On the contrary, it’s calming. Anything Butt has become part of my daily routine and even if I don’t have a flare-up, I use it for preventive care.”

Joe
★★★★★

“Goodbye white pasty hemorrhoid creams that feel disgusting and burn! I have sensitive skin and this is moisturizing and works quickly! ”

Aj
★★★★★

“If I could gift something to all of the pregnant moms out there with hemorrhoids it would be Anything Butt! It’s like elegant skincare for your butt. The natural ingredients feel great and work quickly!”

Sam
★★★★★

“This is the first time I find something that works! I absolutely love it!”

Josh
★★★★★

“It's not just the relief, though that's a hallelujah chorus in itself. It's the anticipation. That morning ritual of applying Anything Butt. It’s like chapstick for your butthole.”

Geoffrey
★★★★★

“This is the Beyoncé of butt balms. I suffer from constant hemorrhoids and Anything Butt is soothing and most important, effective!”

Jeff
★★★★★

“Smooth easy application that feels like a high end skincare product.”

Kate
★★★★★

“Finally, a natural game-changing butt balm that works! I’ve used it all and this is so soothing, never burns and provides fast relief!”

Mike
★★★★★

“This is an incredible product! It offers the best butt relief and does so quickly, without any burn. On the contrary, it’s calming. Anything Butt has become part of my daily routine and even if I don’t have a flare-up, I use it for preventive care.”

Joe
★★★★★

“Goodbye white pasty hemorrhoid creams that feel disgusting and burn! I have sensitive skin and this is moisturizing and works quickly! ”

Aj
★★★★★

“If I could gift something to all of the pregnant moms out there with hemorrhoids it would be Anything Butt! It’s like elegant skincare for your butt. The natural ingredients feel great and work quickly!”

Sam
★★★★★

“This is the first time I find something that works! I absolutely love it!”

Josh

PREMIUM QUALITY

HERO INGREDIENTSHERO INGREDIENTS

VITAMIN E

Improves blood circulation, anti-inflammatory & Accelerates healing of sensitive tissue

Organic Aloe

Antioxidant and anti-bacterial to accelerate (wound) healing

Organic Arnica Oil

Soothes and relieves pain, Treats bruising and wounds/fissures, Anti-inflammatory

Golden Hemp Seed Oil

Reduces pain, Treats rash and skin irritation, Strengthens skin and helps prevent/resist infection

FAQ

Find the most frequently asked questions below.

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anus, or as we prefer to say, butthole or lower rectum. Hemorrhoids can be internal, meaning they are inside the rectum, and you usually can’t see them, or they can be external, meaning they are outside the anus. Hemorrhoids can cause itching, swelling, or pain and they tend to be caused by pushing when you poop, straining when you do something that’s physically hard, like lifting something heavy, obesity, pregnancy or sitting on the toilet for too long, beyond other factors. Hemorrhoids are very common - about 1 in every 20 people in the US have them. And….we are here to tell you that “it’s OK to have hemorrhoids or experience Butthole Drama.”

Butthole drama is any discomfort of the butt. This includes hemorrhoids, itching, rash, dryness, soreness from wiping too much, anal fissures, chafing, “swamp ass” or any sort of discomfort on our ass.

That’s why we invented Anything Butt! We tried all sorts of creams, ointments, supplements, surgical and non-surgical treatments, and we were impressed by Anything Butt. Apply a dime-sized amount of Anything Butt to the area experiencing butthole drama twice per day, or as needed. Just remember, no double dipping! If your symptoms are serious, you experience bleeding or the pain doesn’t go away after a few days, consult a doctor. Our natural ingredients are intended to provide relief and help your drama but are not a substitute for medical treatment.

Yes. Refer to our ingredients and on our product page. Anything Butt is safe to use at all times of day.

So many, and you can find product benefits on the product page here.

The benefits of these oils can be found on our product page here, but both have been shown to reduce pain, help prevent infection, accelerate healing and help treat rash and skin irritations.

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If you are unhappy with your product, contact us at and we will offer a refund or exchange within 30 days of purchase if you are unhappy with the product or is it defective or damaged. (We are unable to offer a refund if…..)

Blog posts

Hemorrhoids Home Treatment

Finding Relief at Home: Effective Hemorrhoid Home Treatments Hemorrhoids, a common ailment affecting millions worldwide, can be both uncomfortable and disruptive to daily life. Fortunately, many effective home treatments can alleviate symptoms and promote healing. In this blog post, we'll...
What are Hemorrhoids?

Demystifying Hemorrhoids: Understanding Causes, Symptoms, and Treatment Hemorrhoids, a common yet often misunderstood ailment, affect millions of people worldwide. Let's delve into what hemorrhoids are, and explore their causes, symptoms, and effective treatment options. As we embark on this journey...
What causes hemorrhoids during pregnancy?

Hemorrhoids, a common woe during pregnancy, can be both uncomfortable and challenging. In this guide, we'll delve into the causes of hemorrhoids during pregnancy and explore effective coping strategies. Additionally, insights from reputable sources, including information from BabyCenter's article on...

New Year. Better Booty!

Meet Your Butt's New Crack.

You Are Not alone.

by age 50

young adults

up to 85%

Anything Butt Hemp Butter

Anything Butt Hemp Butter

PREMIUM QUALITY